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Relocation

The idea over at GamerCast Network has finally gone into motion. The first phase of the community blog is now up and I will be writing there. If you want to check it out, go to the Video Game Show site and look for the posts marked "Submitted by pherstothelee". That is all.

Relocation

Right now at the GamerCast Network forums, the mods are toying with the idea of a community blog on the site, so if this goes well, which it probably will, I will be relocating to the community blogs, and will give the address whenever I get my hands on it. Until I find out if this is going to happen, I will probably not be posting, so sucks for you readers.

A lot of stuff have piled up...

Alright, pherstothelee has undoubltly worked a lot on this blog. Just as a little poll, or whatever you may call this, email to agamerslament@gmail.com if you are a frequent reader. Just to check how many people read this blog.

Have a nice day people! I am going to China for 2 months, and hopefully bring back some games that pherstothelee can write about!

Two New Parodies!

I've been making stupid parodies with my friends in school for two or three years, so I thought it would be easy doing parodies now, but I seem to be a bit rusty. I did manage to think up two songs, one on PAL neglection, and the other on microtransactions.

PAL (A Parody of "No Roads Left" by Linkin Park)

Living in Europe with neglect-ion
How did we fall so far behind?
Why am I searching for compensation
Knowing it's something I won't find?

In their twisted minds
They haven't done nothing wrong.
All because

We're PAL
And the prices split us open.
We're PAL
And we can't take the delays
And they don't do squat
Or give us what we want.

When did we earn this pricey increase?
Can we regain the cash that's lost?
Why can't you give us good releases?
Singstar alone won't change the cost.

In their twisted minds
They haven't done nothing wrong.
All because
They haven't done wrong.
In their twisted minds

Just PAL
And the prices split us open.
We're PAL
And we can't take the delays
And they don't do squat
Or give us what we want.

In their twisted minds
They haven't done nothing wrong.
All because

We're PAL
And the prices split us open.
We're PAL
And we can't take the delays
And they don't do squat
Or give us what we want.

...and the second one...

It's Not Okay [Microtransactions] (A Parody of "I'm Not Okay" by My Chemical Romance

Well you don't want no honesty
That's all I'm gonna say.
I never want to let you down so don't you go
It's better the first way!
For all the costume packs,
Those stupid $4.99 maps,
Remember the first demo I took from your freaking awesome online store?

It's not okay,
It's not okay,
It's not okay,
To tear us down.

What will it take to show you that these aren't the way to go?
(It's not okay)
I've told you time and time again, you say you'll stop
But what d'you have to show?
(It's not okay)
To be a joke and crook,
Another page inside the book,
I played games yesterday but it may be the last time,
Take a good hard look!

It's not okay,
It's not okay,
It's not okay,
To tear us down.

Forget about the costume packs,
Those stupid $4.99 maps,
You said you'd give us some content
But it costs us an arm and a leg!

It's okay...
It's okay!
It's okay, now.
(It's okay, now.)
But you really need to listen to me,
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this.
It's okay!
(Trust me)

It's not okay.
It's not okay.
Well, it's not okay,
It's not o-frigging-kay!
It's not okay,
It's not okay!